ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

lizspottokeep:

serasvictorianolifequeen:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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wait there’s PORN on netflix?

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(Source: kaijuno, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via safeguards)

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

(via mynamesdiana)

(Source: plantvibes, via chhhristinaaaa)

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

(via chhhristinaaaa)

kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

(via chhhristinaaaa)

vxpo:

Tumblr has to be the largest community of sexually frustrated virgins that I have ever seen. 

(via chhhristinaaaa)

(Source: bricesander, via taliamate)

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: catholicschoolqueen, via cumfort)