thirstiest:

"where do you see yourself in 10 years?"

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"what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?"

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"who do you see yourself with in 10 years?"

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(via drunktrophywife)

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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(via kanyewesticle)

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

(Source: rdjsass, via trashboat)

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via trashboat)

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via circumcising)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming, via zackisontumblr)

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

(Source: gordonramsaygifs, via mynameschai)

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(via venipede)

idkchanel:

exoticwild:

yahwehh:

forever90s:

cr4zy-glue:

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

so true ugh

YES. this is the sad truth. we need to change this

This is so powerful and heartbreaking. 

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