j6:

It’s only fair, isn’t it?

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tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

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susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

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letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

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laterinthecaveoflesbians:

sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

Sex and the city?

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spliffmastergeneral:

brattiest-b:

You lying whore. 

Fake BiTCH

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geekscoutcookies:

the-goddamazon:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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I AM ABOUT TO DO THIS FOR ALL THE CUFFING SEASON NIGGAS BLOWING UP MY PHONE YES

WE BE ALL NIGHT

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dynastylnoire:

guesswhofoundyourblogand:

musiqchild007:

That moment when Satan tries to throw your iPod on the floor but mercy said no and it’s left hanging by your headphones.
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GLORAY

"I’m not going to let you gooooooooooo"

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